Special Snowflakes

My Good Christian Wife With A Middle Part In Her Hair: 

http://whussuprhirhi.tumblr.com/

My Sister-In-Law (Seriously): 

http://amateurwriter.tumblr.com/

My Arranged Husband:

http://perksofawallshower.tumblr.com/

The Girl Who Ruined Me For All Other Girls:

http://queerscout.tumblr.com/

My Texan Prince Phillip: 

http://lol-lucifer.tumblr.com/

KJO:

http://swagonninethousand.tumblr.com/

Smoking Buddy:

http://louisosmosis.tumblr.com/

My Hallmark Card:

http://terminallyincoherent.tumblr.com/

My Nigga:

http://headwreckage.tumblr.com/

We Have The Same Humour: 

http://diabetic-homeless-hookers.tumblr.com/

We’re The Same Person In General:

http://bloodymary-withthe-sandyfishnets.tumblr.com/

Reblogs/Likes My Stuff The Most Award:

http://ohdearitsalice.tumblr.com/

THE GREATEST FUCKING PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET:

http://nikkilipstick.tumblr.com/