I'm Ja'mie I live in Manhattan and I'm on a lifelong quest to be Lana Del Rey

FAQ

What’s your name?

Mary Jane

Where do you live?

Down the drain.

No, seriously, what’s your name?

Ja’mie.

Where are you from?

Manhattan

How old are you?

Certainly not 12.

When is your birthday?

Seriously, it is. 

What’s the song playing in the background?

It is the theme from Roman Polanski’s Rosemary’s Baby 

What is ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ about?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063522/ (I definitely recommend it if you’re pregnant).

Wasn’t Roman Polanski arrested for Pedophilia?

Yes, yes he was.

What’s wrong with you?

Where do I begin?

Did I miss something? Would you like to go ‘anon’?

GO ASK ME